








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 15 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
152 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 471 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 75 | 16% |
| Smokes | 128 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 182 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 86 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $39,475 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bull's eye | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | .Yannick | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | Howie Dewitt | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | .T s e e G | 46% | 13 |
| #5 | fckleberry hynn | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bull's eye | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | .Yannick | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | Howie Dewitt | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | .T s e e G | 46% | 13 |
| #5 | fckleberry hynn | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .T s e e G | 1 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .T s e e G | 89 | 0.42 | 2 min |
| #2 | .Yannick | 66 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #3 | Bull's eye | 23 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #4 | fckleberry hynn | 22 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | Howie Dewitt | 10 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .T s e e G | +1.04 | 65 | 78 |
| #2 | Bull's eye | +0.18 | 77 | 71 |
| #3 | .Yannick | -0.24 | 55 | 66 |
| #4 | fckleberry hynn | -0.44 | 71 | 60 |
| #5 | TheOpener | -1.30 | 39 | 48 |





