








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 977 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 308 matches | ||
| Faceit | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5118 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,652 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11094 | 32% |
| Smokes | 9270 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6383 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 7905 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,638,697 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 446 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Gravy | 50% | 74 |
| #8 | Super positive gamer | 50% | 120 |
| #9 | Kavz | 48% | 42 |
| #10 | El Autismo | 47% | 34 |
| #11 | seanine | 42% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Super positive gamer | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Syco | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | ✪AnOn | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | seanine | 5 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | fleats | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fleats | 337 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | Syco | 261 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | Fxbric | 241 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | ✪AnOn | 239 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | Gravy | 108 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fxbric | +2.99 | 75 | 62 |
| #2 | Syco | +1.29 | 72 | 48 |
| #3 | beretta | +1.19 | 63 | 74 |
| #4 | Super positive gamer | +1.05 | 78 | 48 |
| #5 | Gravy | +0.22 | 66 | 61 |





