








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1907 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 422 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9694 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,886 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8046 | 24% |
| Smokes | 10145 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 9129 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6566 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,131,594 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 396 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fleats | 22 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | ✪AnOn | 11 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Kavz | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | beretta | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Doran | 7 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fleats | 1322 | 0.14 | 32 min |
| #2 | beretta | 861 | 0.36 | 25 min |
| #3 | ✪AnOn | 805 | 0.12 | 25 min |
| #4 | とにい | 497 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #5 | kuyaharrison | 310 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fxbric | +3.28 | 75 | 64 |
| #2 | Super positive gamer | +2.32 | 77 | 48 |
| #3 | beretta | +1.05 | 63 | 75 |
| #4 | Syco | +0.56 | 66 | 45 |
| #5 | kuyaharrison | +0.43 | 68 | 63 |





