








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 373 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 348 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5437 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,639 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1770 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2308 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 4209 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 4352 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,711,544 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 647 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Parabr | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | kuyaharrison | 62% | 29 |
| #3 | 6 H0T L04DS | 55% | 49 |
| #4 | Fxbric | 53% | 108 |
| #5 | Syco | 52% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | beretta | 50% | 120 |
| #8 | Doran | 48% | 33 |
| #9 | Gravy | 47% | 90 |
| #10 | ✪AnOn | 46% | 170 |
| #11 | とにい | 45% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fxbric | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | beretta | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | fleats | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Parabr | 3 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | ✪AnOn | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beretta | 972 | 0.38 | 28 min |
| #2 | fleats | 414 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | ✪AnOn | 348 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #4 | Fxbric | 260 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Gravy | 139 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Super positive gamer | +2.10 | 79 | 50 |
| #2 | Fxbric | +1.55 | 70 | 62 |
| #3 | beretta | +0.63 | 65 | 76 |
| #4 | 6 H0T L04DS | -0.37 | 65 | 48 |
| #5 | とにい | -0.48 | 62 | 60 |





