








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 229 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2452 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,795 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3546 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3324 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3608 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3317 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $160,400 of utility $25 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flavian-LXR | 52% | 56 |
| #2 | antox | 46% | 68 |
| #3 | Hashmoors | 44% | 54 |
| #4 | Йснсгдсбнзс | 44% | 105 |
| #5 | La Frouffe | 40% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flavian-LXR | 52% | 56 |
| #2 | antox | 46% | 68 |
| #3 | Hashmoors | 44% | 54 |
| #4 | Йснсгдсбнзс | 44% | 105 |
| #5 | La Frouffe | 40% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hashmoors | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Flavian-LXR | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Йснсгдсбнзс | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | La Frouffe | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Йснсгдсбнзс | 652 | 0.30 | 18 min |
| #2 | Hashmoors | 212 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | Flavian-LXR | 153 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | La Frouffe | 141 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | antox | 122 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Йснсгдсбнзс | +3.52 | 88 | 72 |
| #2 | antox | +0.79 | 86 | 46 |
| #3 | StaGzy | +0.38 | 55 | 62 |
| #4 | Flavian-LXR | -0.24 | 72 | 75 |
| #5 | Hashmoors | -0.89 | 61 | 50 |





