








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1658 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,210 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1312 | 31% |
| Smokes | 883 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1341 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 674 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $746,383 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Repsu | 50% | 16 |
| #2 | Jukse | 46% | 127 |
| #3 | NastyJ | 46% | 119 |
| #4 | Tokenator1000 | 46% | 128 |
| #5 | Lereik | 42% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Repsu | 50% | 16 |
| #2 | Jukse | 46% | 127 |
| #3 | NastyJ | 46% | 119 |
| #4 | Tokenator1000 | 46% | 128 |
| #5 | Lereik | 42% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tokenator1000 | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Jukse | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Lereik | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | NastyJ | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NastyJ | 336 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #2 | Tokenator1000 | 135 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | Lereik | 108 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | Jukse | 101 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | Repsu | 29 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mölliäinen | +1.17 | 69 | 52 |
| #2 | NastyJ | +0.37 | 62 | 81 |
| #3 | Tokenator1000 | +0.23 | 49 | 67 |
| #4 | Jukse | -0.18 | 55 | 62 |
| #5 | Repsu | -0.97 | 41 | 66 |





