








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 42 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
425 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,840 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 507 | 28% |
| Smokes | 547 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 593 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 193 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $194,496 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 143 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jukse | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Tokenator1000 | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Lereik | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | NastyJ | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NastyJ | 85 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | Tokenator1000 | 50 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Lereik | 37 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Jukse | 30 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Mölliäinen | 26 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mölliäinen | +2.07 | 69 | 51 |
| #2 | Jukse | +1.37 | 59 | 51 |
| #3 | Repsu | +0.42 | 48 | 64 |
| #4 | Tokenator1000 | +0.38 | 46 | 68 |
| #5 | Scott Sterling | +0.18 | 44 | 50 |





