








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 28 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 204 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2060 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,157 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1708 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2922 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1860 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1667 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $816,939 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | NastyJ | 48% | 202 |
| #5 | Mölliäinen | 46% | 128 |
| #6 | Lereik | 45% | 196 |
| #7 | Scott Sterling | 42% | 52 |
| #8 | Repsu | 36% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jukse | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Lereik | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Mölliäinen | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | NastyJ | 1 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NastyJ | 617 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #2 | Lereik | 217 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #3 | Jukse | 184 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #4 | Mölliäinen | 167 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | Ξ𝑉ΞRsィί ツ | 93 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mölliäinen | +1.79 | 69 | 56 |
| #2 | Tokenator1000 | +0.91 | 50 | 67 |
| #3 | NastyJ | +0.66 | 64 | 79 |
| #4 | Jukse | +0.07 | 56 | 60 |
| #5 | Scott Sterling | -0.32 | 45 | 64 |





