








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 276 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 245 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3659 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,322 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1814 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2090 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1588 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1830 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,119,253 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 489 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 360hzPeek | Capsen | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | crulzz™ | 50% | 24 |
| #3 | Smilo™ | 46% | 67 |
| #4 | -1nyye?* | 46% | 48 |
| #5 | SkyZ2503 | 45% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Canis Majoris ツ | 45% | 38 |
| #7 | DnS | 40% | 25 |
| #8 | Magor | 35% | 26 |
| #9 | ✪ Kago | 33% | 24 |
| #10 | Freemann | 32% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 360hzPeek | Capsen | 3 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | SkyZ2503 | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | DnS | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Smilo™ | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | -1nyye?* | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -1nyye?* | 161 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #2 | Smilo™ | 156 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Canis Majoris ツ | 112 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | SkyZ2503 | 94 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | DnS | 84 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 360hzPeek | Capsen | +5.95 | 90 | 72 |
| #2 | DnS | +1.11 | 64 | 72 |
| #3 | Smilo™ | +0.98 | 76 | 61 |
| #4 | Canis Majoris ツ | +0.91 | 65 | 71 |
| #5 | crulzz™ | +0.63 | 79 | 70 |





