








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1276 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 571 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 94 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




92 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8826 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,073 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12532 | 31% |
| Smokes | 10292 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 9688 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 8561 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,710,951 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4510 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bilb0r | 55% | 84 |
| #2 | aWsM | 52% | 135 |
| #3 | ENIGMA | 52% | 143 |
| #4 | SevusLeute | 49% | 289 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bilb0r | 55% | 84 |
| #2 | aWsM | 52% | 135 |
| #3 | ENIGMA | 52% | 143 |
| #4 | SevusLeute | 49% | 289 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SevusLeute | 16 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | ENIGMA | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | aWsM | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | bilb0r | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SevusLeute | 1340 | 0.22 | 28 min |
| #2 | ENIGMA | 755 | 0.27 | 21 min |
| #3 | aWsM | 444 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #4 | bilb0r | 431 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Nalar | +2.01 | 64 | 69 |
| #2 | aWsM | +0.64 | 78 | 73 |
| #3 | ENIGMA | +0.61 | 75 | 78 |
| #4 | bilb0r | -0.40 | 73 | 78 |
| #5 | SevusLeute | -1.57 | 63 | 64 |





