








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 40 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1146 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,192 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 75 | 3% |
| Smokes | 483 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 999 | 46% |
| Molotovs | 635 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $85,168 of utility $25 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TardogLeVrai | 54% | 24 |
| #2 | Rucksack | 42% | 12 |
| #3 | LOVE 66 | 38% | 50 |
| #4 | Sylux | 37% | 43 |
| #5 | CARBONE | 33% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TardogLeVrai | 54% | 24 |
| #2 | Rucksack | 42% | 12 |
| #3 | LOVE 66 | 38% | 50 |
| #4 | Sylux | 37% | 43 |
| #5 | CARBONE | 33% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOVE 66 | 11 | 0.0111 |
| #2 | TardogLeVrai | 7 | 0.0147 |
| #3 | Sylux | 6 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | CARBONE | 5 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CARBONE | 113 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | LOVE 66 | 53 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | Rucksack | 20 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | TardogLeVrai | 16 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | Sylux | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rucksack | +3.07 | 63 | 54 |
| #2 | CARBONE | +1.99 | 51 | 40 |
| #3 | LOVE 66 | +0.69 | 58 | 53 |
| #4 | TardogLeVrai | -0.60 | 44 | 25 |
| #5 | Webstorm | -1.32 | 53 | 24 |





