








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 182 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Faceit | 75 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1655 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,104 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1586 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1141 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1183 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 194 | 5% |
Our logs show you have wasted $954,986 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | naminami | 46% | 171 |
| #2 | McJohanson | 45% | 214 |
| #3 | elmeri | 45% | 47 |
| #4 | Leka | 44% | 216 |
| #5 | Morsokki | 43% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | McJohanson | 45% | 214 |
| #3 | elmeri | 45% | 47 |
| #4 | Leka | 44% | 216 |
| #5 | Morsokki | 43% | 125 |
| #6 | keinä | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leka | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | naminami | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | McJohanson | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | elmeri | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leka | 708 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #2 | McJohanson | 583 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #3 | Morsokki | 438 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #4 | naminami | 430 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #5 | elmeri | 127 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elmeri | +0.85 | 73 | 67 |
| #2 | Leka | +0.76 | 65 | 59 |
| #3 | keinä | +0.38 | 38 | 55 |
| #4 | Morsokki | +0.10 | 58 | 61 |
| #5 | McJohanson | -0.55 | 50 | 62 |





