








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 418 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 171 matches | ||
| Faceit | 78 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,562 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3296 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3253 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1410 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1603 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $896,102 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | naminami | 49% | 205 |
| #2 | McJohanson | 45% | 286 |
| #3 | Leka | 45% | 288 |
| #4 | Boblin | 43% | 125 |
| #5 | elmeri | 43% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | McJohanson | 45% | 286 |
| #3 | Leka | 45% | 288 |
| #4 | Boblin | 43% | 125 |
| #5 | elmeri | 43% | 122 |
| #6 | keinä | 32% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leka | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | McJohanson | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | naminami | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Boblin | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | elmeri | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leka | 900 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #2 | McJohanson | 733 | 0.13 | 20 min |
| #3 | naminami | 476 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #4 | elmeri | 313 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #5 | keinä | 219 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leka | +0.61 | 65 | 58 |
| #2 | keinä | +0.36 | 51 | 61 |
| #3 | elmeri | +0.21 | 67 | 66 |
| #4 | Morsokki | -0.42 | 57 | 61 |
| #5 | McJohanson | -0.75 | 46 | 62 |





