








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 356 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2670 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,175 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3919 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3416 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2141 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2699 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $674,305 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 354 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zdnex | 4 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | OverKiLL330 | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | DrPanda_1 | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Feynman | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Z-Blade | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrPanda_1 | 504 | 0.26 | 10 min |
| #2 | Feynman | 425 | 0.30 | 10 min |
| #3 | Koekemoer | 208 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #4 | Keck The Gamer Big Weeb UwU | 152 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | ChunkyMonkey | 148 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | madKMC- | +3.75 | 79 | 65 |
| #2 | DⱫ₳ddy 𝐌ɛch♛ | +3.46 | 67 | 66 |
| #3 | Turtle | +2.03 | 87 | 45 |
| #4 | OverKiLL330 | +1.74 | 72 | 58 |
| #5 | DrPanda_1 | +1.42 | 69 | 69 |





