








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 328 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1991 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,887 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 983 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1130 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1365 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1409 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $447,167 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 204 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Feynman | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | DrPanda_1 | 65% | 48 |
| #3 | AgentB | 54% | 50 |
| #4 | An4vr1n | 52% | 149 |
| #5 | Jay | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | DrPanda_1 | 65% | 48 |
| #3 | AgentB | 54% | 50 |
| #4 | An4vr1n | 52% | 149 |
| #5 | Jay | 46% | 13 |
| #6 | JETTY | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | An4vr1n | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | DrPanda_1 | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Feynman | 1 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AgentB | 280 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #2 | An4vr1n | 272 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | DrPanda_1 | 228 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #4 | Jay | 48 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | Feynman | 34 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | madKMC- | +3.08 | 75 | 65 |
| #2 | DrPanda_1 | +1.19 | 64 | 70 |
| #3 | AgentB | +0.58 | 71 | 62 |
| #4 | Feynman | +0.19 | 32 | 62 |
| #5 | Jay | -0.39 | 80 | 67 |





