








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 228 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 209 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2666 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,572 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2632 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2952 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3521 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2467 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $702,243 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | coolean | 42% | 19 |
| #15 | uki- | 41% | 37 |
| #16 | Apostoli | 38% | 21 |
| #17 | rANDOMIHERO'umad? | 36% | 25 |
| #18 | M.Y.S.T.O | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <(º©º)>Nero | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | rANDOMIHERO'umad? | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Ƶ𝓮ŁŁ𝓮Ɽ | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | TelaKeppi | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Aksub | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <(º©º)>Nero | 146 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | TelaKeppi | 144 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | rANDOMIHERO'umad? | 112 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | Mannis | 98 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | vlati | 87 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rANDOMIHERO'umad? | +2.03 | 89 | 77 |
| #2 | N4pZ | +1.61 | 78 | 63 |
| #3 | Antonsakke | +1.42 | 67 | 65 |
| #4 | s0IKKELI | +0.72 | 63 | 49 |
| #5 | sonnimahti | +0.59 | 55 | 67 |





