








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1056 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 428 matches | ||
| Esplay | 13 matches | 1,693 | |
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5524 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,078 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3694 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4563 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2575 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3246 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,519,038 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2074 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | HEVONEN | 48% | 29 |
| #10 | aimkilla | 45% | 31 |
| #11 | WARNERI | 39% | 33 |
| #12 | KoMiK | 38% | 72 |
| #13 | coolean | 29% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dii inferi | +3.64 | 62 | 78 |
| #2 | Antonsakke | +1.83 | 68 | 64 |
| #3 | ppedro de la paska | +0.93 | 57 | 70 |
| #4 | Kristo | +0.54 | 59 | 57 |
| #5 | TelaKeppi | +0.49 | 46 | 57 |





