








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 666 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 438 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Esplay | 3 matches | 1,539 | |
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5005 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,365 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4364 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5024 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4443 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3534 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,739,918 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | coolean | 44% | 63 |
| #9 | WARNERI | 41% | 73 |
| #10 | n00bsta | 40% | 53 |
| #11 | Keku | 38% | 84 |
| #12 | Seppohovi. | 36% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -tEME | +3.20 | 83 | 50 |
| #2 | Antonsakke | +2.41 | 71 | 66 |
| #3 | Seppohovi. | +0.93 | 47 | 66 |
| #4 | TelaKeppi | +0.57 | 52 | 57 |
| #5 | Mannis | +0.16 | 56 | 56 |





