








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 518 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 292 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4042 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,415 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2886 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3415 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3541 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3573 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $974,230 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 261 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roblox player 69 | 59% | 37 |
| #2 | Boofy THEREALCOW | 50% | 24 |
| #3 | Wolfman | 46% | 96 |
| #4 | The man in the corner | 46% | 79 |
| #5 | rt.wav | 45% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eve RyuA | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Wolfman | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | rt.wav | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | The man in the corner | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | e10 | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rt.wav | 386 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #2 | The man in the corner | 276 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | Wolfman | 167 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | eve RyuA | 103 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Roblox player 69 | 69 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eve RyuA | +3.95 | 95 | 43 |
| #2 | Roblox player 69 | +2.26 | 73 | 41 |
| #3 | rt.wav | +0.51 | 66 | 69 |
| #4 | Wolfman | +0.50 | 76 | 56 |
| #5 | e10 | +0.41 | 82 | 51 |





