








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
421 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,120 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 280 | 25% |
| Smokes | 348 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 247 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 245 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $128,482 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | dzi-/C♥/ | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | osk4r | 64% | 22 |
| #6 | :3 | 58% | 38 |
| #7 | Schnulpi | 43% | 7 |
| #8 | d1stant | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | osk4r | 6 | 0.0127 |
| #2 | s4my | 5 | 0.0265 |
| #3 | :3 | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | dzi-/C♥/ | 1 | 0.0154 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s4my | +4.44 | 81 | 51 |
| #2 | dzi-/C♥/ | +3.43 | 87 | 38 |
| #3 | osk4r | +2.96 | 68 | 68 |
| #4 | Schnulpi | +1.73 | 82 | 58 |
| #5 | :3 | -0.17 | 51 | 63 |





