








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2052 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,113 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2565 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2000 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1458 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1090 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $292,638 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :3 | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | s4my | 6 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | Binito | 5 | 0.0106 |
| #4 | Waffle | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | KiliaN | 2 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :3 | 430 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #2 | s4my | 80 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Waffle | 73 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Binito | 58 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | KiliaN | 55 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s4my | +3.55 | 85 | 48 |
| #2 | KiliaN | +2.76 | 77 | 67 |
| #3 | osk4r | +2.47 | 67 | 67 |
| #4 | d1stant | +0.55 | 73 | 50 |
| #5 | Binito | -0.35 | 65 | 53 |





