








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1188 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,920 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1078 | 37% |
| Smokes | 286 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 750 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 806 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $171,567 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 354 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | coolgamer42 | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | lizard | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | NI3ht | 57% | 69 |
| #4 | Mames | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | trent | 54% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Mames | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | trent | 54% | 90 |
| #6 | Hash | 47% | 19 |
| #7 | ✪ iSuck@Gaming | 43% | 30 |
| #8 | fero | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | coolgamer42 | 5 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | NI3ht | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | fero | 2 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | trent | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | lizard | 1 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trent | 638 | 0.36 | 16 min |
| #2 | NI3ht | 263 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #3 | ✪ iSuck@Gaming | 77 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | fero | 76 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | coolgamer42 | 76 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lizard | +6.00 | 81 | 65 |
| #2 | trent | +3.15 | 86 | 68 |
| #3 | coolgamer42 | +2.74 | 82 | 65 |
| #4 | fero | -0.49 | 70 | 55 |
| #5 | Hash | -0.66 | 72 | 61 |





