








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 795 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 243 matches | ||
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 103 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7274 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,585 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7303 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5917 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3618 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 5747 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,781,503 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3611 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trent | 74% | 120 |
| #2 | ✪ iSuck@Gaming | 71% | 188 |
| #3 | duLuded | 68% | 181 |
| #4 | Pluexy | 68% | 31 |
| #5 | niim | 64% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | niim | 64% | 50 |
| #6 | Tommy | 63% | 72 |
| #7 | Dirty Bubble | 56% | 59 |
| #8 | Knockables | 53% | 97 |
| #9 | SEANPZ | 40% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knockables | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Dirty Bubble | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | duLuded | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | ✪ iSuck@Gaming | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | niim | 4 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trent | 794 | 0.33 | 20 min |
| #2 | duLuded | 673 | 0.18 | 18 min |
| #3 | Knockables | 549 | 0.26 | 14 min |
| #4 | ✪ iSuck@Gaming | 439 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #5 | Dirty Bubble | 275 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trent | +3.51 | 82 | 72 |
| #2 | coolgamer42 | +2.67 | 84 | 68 |
| #3 | Knockables | +1.97 | 78 | 66 |
| #4 | duLuded | +1.88 | 86 | 73 |
| #5 | ✪ iSuck@Gaming | +0.81 | 62 | 65 |





