








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 372 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4307 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,072 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6759 | 45% |
| Smokes | 1905 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 3311 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3097 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $257,336 of utility $26 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 307 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᴀꜱᴄɪɪ | 50% | 36 |
| #2 | alex | 50% | 62 |
| #3 | TSL ☆ | 45% | 486 |
| #4 | Yuuma ☆ | 43% | 278 |
| #5 | Atlas ☆ | 41% | 267 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TSL ☆ | 54 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | alex | 19 | 0.0149 |
| #3 | Yuuma ☆ | 18 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Atlas ☆ | 10 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Drappus | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yuuma ☆ | 1152 | 0.21 | 27 min |
| #2 | Atlas ☆ | 757 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #3 | TSL ☆ | 630 | 0.07 | 17 min |
| #4 | alex | 139 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | Drappus | 133 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TSL ☆ | +5.33 | 84 | 58 |
| #2 | ᴀꜱᴄɪɪ | +0.82 | 87 | 55 |
| #3 | Yuuma ☆ | -1.25 | 47 | 59 |
| #4 | alex | -1.48 | 36 | 52 |
| #5 | Drappus | -2.14 | 44 | 48 |





