








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 954 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 167 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2730 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,138 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3038 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1849 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2241 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1010 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $799,653 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 161 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SuperSqurrl | 50% | 46 |
| #2 | JudeSN | 48% | 79 |
| #3 | OckertM | 46% | 37 |
| #4 | T DAWG | 44% | 25 |
| #5 | AuяA | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | OckertM | 46% | 37 |
| #4 | T DAWG | 44% | 25 |
| #5 | AuяA | 43% | 14 |
| #6 | Vet Koekz | 43% | 21 |
| #7 | Imagine Wagons | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JudeSN | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Vet Koekz | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | OckertM | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JudeSN | 428 | 0.26 | 9 min |
| #2 | OckertM | 152 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #3 | Vet Koekz | 98 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #4 | SuperSqurrl | 87 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | T DAWG | 83 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roarry420 | +1.57 | 65 | 69 |
| #2 | JudeSN | +1.25 | 79 | 63 |
| #3 | Vet Koekz | +0.53 | 74 | 64 |
| #4 | Imagine Wagons | +0.30 | 61 | 64 |
| #5 | AuяA | +0.21 | 72 | 56 |





