








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 313 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 246 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4168 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,376 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2002 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2340 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1703 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2331 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,347,468 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zaggi | 84% | 32 |
| #2 | Noxos | 61% | 128 |
| #3 | fandanGO | 59% | 136 |
| #4 | Tordenkile | 58% | 113 |
| #5 | FL1X | 58% | 289 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FL1X | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | fandanGO | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #3 | Larven10 | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dD-.- | 787 | 0.14 | 24 min |
| #2 | Noxos | 283 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | FL1X | 210 | 0.03 | 6 min |
| #4 | fandanGO | 205 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Tordenkile | 199 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fandanGO | +1.76 | 90 | 58 |
| #2 | dD-.- | +1.68 | 60 | 77 |
| #3 | BR1X | +1.42 | 84 | 57 |
| #4 | zaggi | +0.75 | 87 | 58 |
| #5 | Noxos | +0.51 | 81 | 67 |





