








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 80 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1490 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,158 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1289 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1326 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1164 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1379 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $510,911 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zaggi | 79% | 14 |
| #2 | k0llozan | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | Nanoon | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | JJONESY | 59% | 22 |
| #5 | Noxos | 59% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | BR1X | 58% | 113 |
| #8 | fandanGO | 58% | 60 |
| #9 | FL1X | 58% | 117 |
| #10 | Larven10 | 53% | 15 |
| #11 | simpel | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BR1X | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dD-.- | 453 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #2 | Noxos | 154 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | BR1X | 123 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | fandanGO | 80 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Nanoon | 78 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dD-.- | +1.85 | 65 | 75 |
| #2 | fandanGO | +1.57 | 93 | 56 |
| #3 | Nanoon | +1.42 | 74 | 74 |
| #4 | k0llozan | +1.02 | 71 | 59 |
| #5 | BR1X | +0.58 | 84 | 61 |





