








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 287 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
929 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,471 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 978 | 28% |
| Smokes | 994 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 587 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 912 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $231,249 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ScareCrow <1nf3ct> | 102 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #2 | Mrbobo | 62 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | (VIP) ByGGLInggggggg | 51 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Iceman | 33 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Murkur | 32 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mrbobo | +3.01 | 84 | 68 |
| #2 | Glaðheimar | +2.27 | 70 | 61 |
| #3 | Kobbii | +0.54 | 60 | 60 |
| #4 | (VIP) ByGGLInggggggg | +0.12 | 76 | 54 |
| #5 | ScareCrow <1nf3ct> | -0.42 | 57 | 81 |





