








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 235 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 355 matches | ||
| Wingman | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2978 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,579 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2417 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2788 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 5710 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 3664 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,205,477 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mioni | 64% | 45 |
| #2 | ☯fetter Monétoboi(2) | 56% | 97 |
| #3 | Spaßmeister | 52% | 65 |
| #4 | ✪ zen1th | 50% | 74 |
| #5 | Rico.inc | 49% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☯fetter Monétoboi(2) | 411 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #2 | .inc | 349 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | jr | 292 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #4 | ☯s0meh0wdy | 249 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | Rico.inc | 193 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☯fetter Monétoboi(2) | +5.09 | 86 | 70 |
| #2 | Spaßmeister | +2.76 | 94 | 67 |
| #3 | Mioni | +2.66 | 70 | 53 |
| #4 | ☯s0meh0wdy | +2.60 | 90 | 70 |
| #5 | .inc | +2.05 | 73 | 63 |





