








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 217 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 470 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4561 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,631 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4842 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6194 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 2427 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2168 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $903,703 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1227 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Camel Crusher | 49% | 394 |
| #4 | TheEdgeLord | 49% | 209 |
| #5 | Ooley18ttv | 48% | 207 |
| #6 | tuna sub | 43% | 69 |
| #7 | N8 | 37% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Camel Crusher | 834 | 0.10 | 20 min |
| #2 | TheEdgeLord | 677 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #3 | N8 | 219 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #4 | Ooley18ttv | 175 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | Beanie | 74 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Camel Crusher | +1.34 | 67 | 51 |
| #2 | Egroski | +1.21 | 79 | 58 |
| #3 | N8 | +0.13 | 70 | 67 |
| #4 | Beanie | -0.71 | 74 | 62 |
| #5 | TheEdgeLord | -0.94 | 45 | 64 |





