








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 579 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2044 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,008 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2402 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2987 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1690 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1929 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $685,545 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matič | 52% | 169 |
| #2 | Béríč | 52% | 106 |
| #3 | ćremič | 52% | 64 |
| #4 | !? | 48% | 27 |
| #5 | Tobič | 48% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | !? | 48% | 27 |
| #5 | Tobič | 48% | 113 |
| #6 | Déníč | 43% | 67 |
| #7 | SMASH | 43% | 21 |
| #8 | haX | 40% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Béríč | 9 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Matič | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Tobič | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | haX | 7 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | ćremič | 5 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Béríč | 309 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #2 | Tobič | 285 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | Matič | 183 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | Déníč | 112 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | ćremič | 76 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ćremič | +1.81 | 75 | 55 |
| #2 | Phantič | +0.47 | 74 | 74 |
| #3 | SMASH | +0.17 | 57 | 73 |
| #4 | Béríč | +0.16 | 67 | 72 |
| #5 | Tobič | +0.10 | 81 | 60 |





