








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 538 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 207 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2902 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,957 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3115 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2402 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2455 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1985 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $971,604 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Déníč | 52% | 98 |
| #2 | Phantič | 52% | 106 |
| #3 | haX | 51% | 83 |
| #4 | Tobič | 50% | 137 |
| #5 | !? | 50% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | haX | 51% | 83 |
| #4 | Tobič | 50% | 137 |
| #5 | !? | 50% | 28 |
| #6 | Matič | 49% | 200 |
| #7 | ćremič | 46% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tobič | 18 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Matič | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | haX | 9 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | ćremič | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Phantič | 5 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phantič | 345 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | Tobič | 328 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | Matič | 223 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | Déníč | 176 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | haX | 135 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ćremič | +0.77 | 75 | 54 |
| #2 | Phantič | +0.65 | 73 | 74 |
| #3 | Tobič | +0.42 | 83 | 62 |
| #4 | Béríč | +0.32 | 64 | 71 |
| #5 | !? | +0.03 | 61 | 62 |





