








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 20 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1562 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,530 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 568 | 13% |
| Smokes | 546 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 1575 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1841 | 41% |
Our logs show you have wasted $552,104 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Esus | 49% | 39 |
| #10 | Factent | 48% | 33 |
| #11 | RGB | 46% | 35 |
| #12 | m3 | 44% | 16 |
| #13 | Dark | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TravyG | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Endless | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Dark | 4 | 0.0086 |
| #4 | Coffee Black | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Emperor Fish | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TravyG | 549 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #2 | Factent | 188 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| #3 | Emperor Fish | 102 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | m2 | 88 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | Endless | 74 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m2 | +4.29 | 77 | 54 |
| #2 | TravyG | +2.52 | 70 | 62 |
| #3 | m3 | +2.43 | 83 | 46 |
| #4 | Dark | +2.36 | 66 | 66 |
| #5 | Factent | +0.67 | 75 | 57 |





