








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2726 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,109 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1713 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2263 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1327 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1806 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $705,137 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 259 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fuka | 73% | 26 |
| #2 | minion | 68% | 65 |
| #3 | Leo1 | 65% | 26 |
| #4 | Zé | 65% | 20 |
| #5 | mmmmmm | 63% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Zé | 65% | 20 |
| #5 | mmmmmm | 63% | 91 |
| #6 | BastíN | 62% | 37 |
| #7 | Dorinha | 55% | 31 |
| #8 | AkM | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mmmmmm | 11 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | Leo1 | 4 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | Fuka | 4 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | BastíN | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Dorinha | 3 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mmmmmm | 453 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| #2 | minion | 228 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | Leo1 | 141 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #4 | Fuka | 141 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #5 | AkM | 127 | 0.30 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mmmmmm | +1.97 | 81 | 71 |
| #2 | Leo1 | +1.92 | 74 | 58 |
| #3 | Renan | +1.77 | 76 | 66 |
| #4 | Zé | +1.60 | 79 | 60 |
| #5 | AkM | +1.57 | 82 | 72 |





