








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 124 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 191 matches | ||
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4189 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,736 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4627 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5294 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3742 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4073 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $453,649 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brinkerne | 55% | 195 |
| #2 | Lord | 55% | 170 |
| #3 | Archuus | 54% | 109 |
| #4 | BrAEt | 53% | 66 |
| #5 | GømsGaming | 52% | 204 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lord | 578 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #2 | GømsGaming | 331 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | Brinkerne | 282 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | Archuus | 260 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | Genghis Karsten | 189 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brinkerne | +3.25 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | BrAEt | +1.25 | 68 | 61 |
| #3 | Mike | +1.00 | 67 | 70 |
| #4 | Lord | +0.66 | 70 | 78 |
| #5 | FoxY | +0.07 | 69 | 63 |





