








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 269 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 124 matches | ||
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3321 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,308 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1852 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2416 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2503 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2537 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $825,995 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BrAEt | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | Lord | 59% | 117 |
| #3 | Archuus | 58% | 62 |
| #4 | Genghis Karsten | 58% | 50 |
| #5 | Mike | 55% | 195 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mike | 473 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | Lord | 382 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #3 | GømsGaming | 165 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | Archuus | 145 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | FoxY | 76 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brinkerne | +2.62 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | BrAEt | +2.28 | 70 | 59 |
| #3 | Lord | +1.29 | 72 | 77 |
| #4 | Mike | +0.30 | 67 | 70 |
| #5 | FoxY | +0.01 | 72 | 63 |





