








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 439 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Faceit | 69 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2757 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,447 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2225 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2872 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1936 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2414 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $710,661 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 639 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | JΛDΞRSXD | 54% | 41 |
| #10 | Av3ry | 51% | 98 |
| #11 | Owen4k | 50% | 46 |
| #12 | Temp0h | 44% | 25 |
| #13 | Hector Salamanca's Kitten | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Av3ry | 8 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | kai-b | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | FemboyNova | 6 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | JΛDΞRSXD | 5 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | kr3a7ur | 4 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Av3ry | +2.52 | 68 | 51 |
| #2 | JΛDΞRSXD | +1.74 | 64 | 66 |
| #3 | kr3a7ur | +1.73 | 86 | 51 |
| #4 | Odahh | +1.45 | 73 | 67 |
| #5 | ostemannen | +0.83 | 66 | 40 |





