








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 176 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2323 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,260 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1336 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2298 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 695 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 2931 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $527,600 of utility $44 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hami<3Konoe | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | HVPPY || | 49% | 39 |
| #3 | HakunamatataPG | 48% | 33 |
| #4 | NATIC | 46% | 116 |
| #5 | 5ch0lli | 43% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 5ch0lli | 11 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | Knabberbox | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | DerQuietschi | 5 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | HVPPY || | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Finks | 4 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NATIC | +7.15 | 80 | 63 |
| #2 | Hami<3Konoe | +6.30 | 82 | 65 |
| #3 | 5ch0lli | +5.66 | 79 | 65 |
| #4 | not me | +4.62 | 79 | 46 |
| #5 | HakunamatataPG | +4.24 | 76 | 55 |





