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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 68 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
289 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 335 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 92 | 27% |
| Smokes | 113 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 100 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 30 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $77,010 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Mr.Breaktime | 38% | 32 |
| #3 | ich bin der pumpie papa | 33% | 6 |
| #4 | CampeR_ | 25% | 4 |
| #5 | DrHasenkot | 25% | 20 |
| #6 | soliD | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.Breaktime | 16 | 0.0258 |
| #2 | soliD | 3 | 0.0283 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.Breaktime | +8.06 | 94 | 50 |
| #2 | CampeR_ | +4.96 | 96 | 81 |
| #3 | soliD | -1.17 | 50 | 65 |
| #4 | el Sh4rk00n3 | -1.49 | 66 | 31 |
| #5 | DrHasenkot | -6.06 | 47 | 19 |





