








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 50 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1690 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,748 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1825 | 27% |
| Smokes | 928 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 2305 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1690 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $410,476 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SzymonStep | 57% | 23 |
| #2 | Aowly ☁ | 54% | 97 |
| #3 | Fall | 35% | 40 |
| #4 | Andy ^^ | 19% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SzymonStep | 57% | 23 |
| #2 | Aowly ☁ | 54% | 97 |
| #3 | Fall | 35% | 40 |
| #4 | Andy ^^ | 19% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aowly ☁ | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Fall | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aowly ☁ | 139 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | Fall | 131 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | SzymonStep | 32 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Andy ^^ | 31 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SzymonStep | +3.10 | 82 | 54 |
| #2 | Aowly ☁ | +1.94 | 70 | 65 |
| #3 | Andy ^^ | +1.40 | 69 | 52 |
| #4 | Steve | +0.00 | 51 | 65 |
| #5 | Fall | -3.50 | 49 | 63 |





