








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 27 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1372 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,197 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1136 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1454 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1086 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1521 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $177,262 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 545 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Darryyy | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | 2ChaimZ | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | Car Keys | 52% | 25 |
| #4 | ☢Mastur247 | 48% | 54 |
| #5 | Nato | 42% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Darryyy | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | 2ChaimZ | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | Car Keys | 52% | 25 |
| #4 | ☢Mastur247 | 48% | 54 |
| #5 | Nato | 42% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nato | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | ☢Mastur247 | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | 2ChaimZ | 2 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nato | 69 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #2 | ☢Mastur247 | 61 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | Darryyy | 38 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | 2ChaimZ | 33 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Car Keys | 18 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2ChaimZ | +2.53 | 80 | 51 |
| #2 | Car Keys | +1.59 | 67 | 54 |
| #3 | ☢Mastur247 | +0.80 | 60 | 45 |
| #4 | Darryyy | +0.27 | 64 | 67 |
| #5 | qwbii | +0.20 | 61 | 50 |





