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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 740 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 283 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3838 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,091 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2236 | 16% |
| Smokes | 4127 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3611 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4117 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,921,995 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3385 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢Mastur247 | 52% | 222 |
| #2 | qwbii | 42% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢Mastur247 | 52% | 222 |
| #2 | qwbii | 42% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢Mastur247 | 18 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | qwbii | 5 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢Mastur247 | 242 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #2 | qwbii | 198 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢Mastur247 | +1.07 | 57 | 44 |
| #2 | qwbii | -0.12 | 64 | 44 |
| #3 | Nato | -0.67 | 54 | 56 |





