








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 853 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 107 matches | ||
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4340 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,888 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2644 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2797 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1673 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1774 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,052,215 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 143 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Big | 54% | 52 |
| #10 | GUIZAO BLACK | 54% | 82 |
| #11 | jonk666 | 53% | 98 |
| #12 | NEGRUTSON | 51% | 55 |
| #13 | Gustrab | 49% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gustrab | 28 | 0.0198 |
| #2 | finnable | 25 | 0.0204 |
| #3 | jonk666 | 15 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | da1ge | 12 | 0.0103 |
| #5 | NEGRUTSON | 12 | 0.0107 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tur-Sama | 419 | 0.25 | 12 min |
| #2 | jonk666 | 333 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | Gustrab | 219 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | GUIZAO BLACK | 158 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | JON | 145 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f9ntasy A+ | +5.17 | 95 | 55 |
| #2 | finnable | +4.96 | 84 | 52 |
| #3 | da1ge | +3.55 | 88 | 49 |
| #4 | anarchy | +2.27 | 78 | 62 |
| #5 | JON | +2.14 | 68 | 60 |





