








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1709 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 262 matches | ||
| Premier | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6061 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,594 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 746 | 11% |
| Smokes | 1001 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 3084 | 47% |
| Molotovs | 1763 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,050,452 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17292 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XanderBar | 58% | 38 |
| #2 | Rolling a joint rn sorry | 53% | 45 |
| #3 | DonionRings | 51% | 134 |
| #4 | snickerdoc | 46% | 312 |
| #5 | Maney | 43% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XanderBar | +6.75 | 76 | 47 |
| #2 | DonionRings | +5.44 | 84 | 68 |
| #3 | Rolling a joint rn sorry | +3.67 | 79 | 26 |
| #4 | Quick_Coyote | +0.43 | 54 | 28 |
| #5 | snickerdoc | -0.17 | 45 | 33 |





