








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 46 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1127 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,041 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 659 | 32% |
| Smokes | 608 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 527 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 247 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $377,909 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | bRONU | 48% | 89 |
| #8 | waka waka aye ay | 44% | 27 |
| #9 | RASK | 44% | 25 |
| #10 | Ydera | 40% | 42 |
| #11 | Zoccres | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bRONU | 8 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Beter | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Ydera | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | - Bare Gammel | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | EBBER | 2 | 0.0086 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bRONU | 311 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | Beter | 197 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | Ydera | 41 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Tyloon1e | 38 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #5 | waka waka aye ay | 35 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tyloon1e | +6.45 | 77 | 53 |
| #2 | Carlsssen | +2.04 | 64 | 53 |
| #3 | bRONU | +1.83 | 67 | 64 |
| #4 | Zoccres | +1.11 | 73 | 58 |
| #5 | - Bare Gammel | +0.61 | 50 | 60 |





