








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 720 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 414 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 156 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4264 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,783 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8021 | 35% |
| Smokes | 5187 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3833 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 5742 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,590,329 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1034 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kwagga | 60% | 48 |
| #2 | Tequila Sunset | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | Sash1mi 🐈 | 55% | 60 |
| #4 | Brazzles | 54% | 101 |
| #5 | :O | 53% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SIR SALAMANDER III | 1262 | 0.25 | 38 min |
| #2 | Lil Gusto III | 260 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #3 | SeaBli III | 229 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | Brazzles | 160 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | Darkness III | 143 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kwagga | +3.66 | 74 | 56 |
| #2 | Darkness III | +2.92 | 48 | 74 |
| #3 | SIR SALAMANDER III | +2.44 | 56 | 68 |
| #4 | :O | +1.69 | 59 | 59 |
| #5 | SeaBli III | +0.73 | 61 | 63 |





