








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 385 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 328 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5294 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,270 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6452 | 40% |
| Smokes | 4225 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3355 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2238 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,005,032 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 452 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sash1mi 🐈 | 53% | 51 |
| #2 | Nic | 53% | 270 |
| #3 | Brazzles | 53% | 78 |
| #4 | Darkness III | 50% | 30 |
| #5 | :O | 48% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tangled Violet | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | :O | 5 | 0.0105 |
| #3 | Nic | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Lil Gusto III | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | SeaBli III | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SIR SALAMANDER III | +2.22 | 58 | 67 |
| #2 | Darkness III | +2.02 | 43 | 72 |
| #3 | :O | +1.83 | 65 | 56 |
| #4 | SeaBli III | +1.16 | 63 | 63 |
| #5 | Lil Gusto III | -0.07 | 18 | 62 |





