








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 977 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 445 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4872 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,799 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1143 | 7% |
| Smokes | 2940 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 7267 | 46% |
| Molotovs | 4449 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,291,250 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1180 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | SeB | 60% | 43 |
| #3 | [PUNK]MANIAC | 54% | 48 |
| #4 | iTzNiK | 52% | 29 |
| #5 | Jon | 52% | 60 |
| #6 | CerealBox | 47% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [PUNK]MANIAC | 221 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #2 | CerealBox | 177 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #3 | SeB | 172 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #4 | Jon | 106 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | iTzNiK | 62 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [PUNK]MANIAC | +1.77 | 72 | 57 |
| #2 | iTzNiK | +1.75 | 58 | 67 |
| #3 | CerealBox | +0.51 | 69 | 55 |
| #4 | Jon | +0.49 | 50 | 63 |
| #5 | Crickett | +0.42 | 59 | 52 |





