








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1490 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 458 matches | ||
| Premier | 284 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11755 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,783 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10792 | 32% |
| Smokes | 10605 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5201 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 7185 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,108,712 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2382 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | harrolds | 59% | 239 |
| #2 | vjaK | 57% | 150 |
| #3 | sourdough | 57% | 138 |
| #4 | k1llen- | 51% | 122 |
| #5 | man vs bat (gone wrong) | 50% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | harrolds | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | sourdough | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | vjaK | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | man vs bat (gone wrong) | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | k1llen- | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sGod | +1.79 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | sourdough | +1.17 | 77 | 63 |
| #3 | vjaK | +0.57 | 79 | 68 |
| #4 | k1llen- | -0.01 | 73 | 57 |
| #5 | harrolds | -0.21 | 70 | 55 |





