








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 310 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 234 matches | ||
| Faceit | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4480 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,640 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4149 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4463 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3321 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3707 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,150,942 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 224 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | harrolds | 57% | 115 |
| #2 | man vs bat (gone wrong) | 54% | 78 |
| #3 | sGod | 51% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | harrolds | 57% | 115 |
| #2 | man vs bat (gone wrong) | 54% | 78 |
| #3 | sGod | 51% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sGod | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | man vs bat (gone wrong) | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | harrolds | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sGod | 721 | 0.27 | 19 min |
| #2 | harrolds | 412 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | man vs bat (gone wrong) | 86 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sGod | +1.17 | 79 | 62 |
| #2 | k1llen- | +0.44 | 73 | 59 |
| #3 | harrolds | -0.12 | 69 | 57 |
| #4 | man vs bat (gone wrong) | -0.68 | 75 | 51 |





